Ask Amaya
meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

"Like a hot dog in a hallway." If you know what I mean.

meancutie:

utmost importance of national security

"Like a hot dog in a hallway." If you know what I mean.

calibornsbottomhoohoo:

seansoo:

what is going on here

a good time

Well, I can see where the Coke heads hang out…

calibornsbottomhoohoo:

seansoo:

what is going on here

a good time

Well, I can see where the Coke heads hang out…

cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

OKAY. HE LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE ONE OF THE MUSIC PROFESSORS AT MY UNIVERSITY FOR MY COMFORT. NO JOKE.

cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin

OKAY. HE LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE ONE OF THE MUSIC PROFESSORS AT MY UNIVERSITY FOR MY COMFORT. NO JOKE.

c-cumberbatch:

mytardishaswings:

femmederqueer:

WAIT WERE ADAM AND EVE EVEN MARRIED

OH MY GOD 

THE BIBLE JUST COLLAPSED ON ITSELF

THE “ADAM AND STEVE” ANTI-MARRIAGE EQUALITY ARGUMENT JUST WENT OUT THE CLOSET.

53,151 plays

fruk-yeah:

hosersandhockeysticks:

kitkatniknak:

prucanforever:

ask-deutschland:

lightybug:

I CAN’T

JSUT STAHP

OMG

DAS LOL

XDDD

OH MY GOD

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS

YES JUST YES

OMG WUT YES XDDDD

omG WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK

I CAN’T BREATHE.

I always come on here wondering why I left. Then I remember I don’t post shit. Then I think I should. Then I think, “Ooooor I could do what I normally do and watch anime or play Amnesia until I cry before attempting to either play something else, have a continued battle with my EEnE memes against my friend’s Spiderman memes, or give in to my mind and watch movies I liked as a kid, except the first Land Before Time movie. That shit makes me cry and I think someone tried to prank call me as Ducky when I was delusional from fever last month and I have no idea what was going on.

I always come on here wondering why I left. Then I remember I don’t post shit. Then I think I should. Then I think, “Ooooor I could do what I normally do and watch anime or play Amnesia until I cry before attempting to either play something else, have a continued battle with my EEnE memes against my friend’s Spiderman memes, or give in to my mind and watch movies I liked as a kid, except the first Land Before Time movie. That shit makes me cry and I think someone tried to prank call me as Ducky when I was delusional from fever last month and I have no idea what was going on.

charlhynnxchaos:

They’re my heros for a reason ♥

charlhynnxchaos:

They’re my heros for a reason ♥

recoverykitty:

Updated with everyone’s requests!
My Neighbor Totoro
Spirited Away
Sleeping Beauty
Finding Nemo
Wall-E
Beauty and the Beast
Tangled
James and the Giant Peach
Mulan
Winnie the Pooh: Springtime with Roo
Evan Almighty
The Breakfast Club
Clueless
The Little Mermaid
Theres Something About Mary
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
Kiki’s Delivery Service
Eden of the East: King of Eden
Digimon the Movie
Bee Movie
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Pokemon Movie 1: Mewtwo Strikes Back
Pokemon Movie 2: The Power of One
Pokemon Movie 3: Spell Of The Unown
Ponyo
Anastasia
The Wizard of Oz
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Clue
Hercules
She’s the Man
Mean Girls
10 Things I Hate About You
Clerks
Switch
The First Wives Club
The Birdcage
She’s All That
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion
Legally Blonde
Miss Congeniality
Spice World
Lion King
El Dorado
Howl’s Moving Castle
Princess Mononoke
Lilo & Stitch
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Coraline
The Emperor’s New Groove
Pitch Perfect
Step Brothers
Alice in Wonderland (1951)
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter and the Goblet of FIre
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows pt 1
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows pt 2
Imagine Me & You
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Space Jam
The Proposal
Waitress
Galaxy Quest
Spaceballs
These links work as of 4/5/13 - Please let me know if any stop working!
Please keep in mind that NONE of these should require a download, credit card, or plug in install or anything - those are just ads. Ignore them and close any pop ups. :)

recoverykitty:

Updated with everyone’s requests!

These links work as of 4/5/13 - Please let me know if any stop working!

Please keep in mind that NONE of these should require a download, credit card, or plug in install or anything - those are just ads. Ignore them and close any pop ups. :)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagiqua:
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.
Must reblog for that comment
That comment, my God.. 
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

vagiqua:

Rule #1 of Tumblr:

you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash

david karp looks through the notes of this post, puts all the urls he sees onto the safe list, then deletes the rest of the blogs. reblogging this post is like when the jews put the lamb’s blood on their doorposts so the angel of death wouldn’t kill their firstborns.

Must reblog for that comment

That comment, my God.. 

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

stunning-monochrome:

flamboyant-sea-drangon:

I tried really hard to keep scrolling 

lol “thrust”

I couldn’t stop myself…

stunning-monochrome:

flamboyant-sea-drangon:

I tried really hard to keep scrolling 

lol “thrust”

I couldn’t stop myself…